At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Randomize