? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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