and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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