Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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