Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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