Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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