He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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