Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I would fuck him just for his dog
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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