That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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