it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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