That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
vagina is talking i cant
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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