I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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