i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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