Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
