summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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