How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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