I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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