You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
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There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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