Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I don't think brook has ever known best
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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