dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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