I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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