i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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