Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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