ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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