after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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