so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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