I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just google imaged poop.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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