The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I am naked and annoyed.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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