i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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