I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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