He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Even my vagina gasped.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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