I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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