I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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