If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
