I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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