He is an equal opportunity slut.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Dating After Heartbreak
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.