did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend