The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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