i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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