the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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