You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
