Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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