wake up i wanna do it froggy style
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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