when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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