You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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