11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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