I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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