I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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