nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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