I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Why is your signature on my underwear?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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