Where did you get a picture of my penis
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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