she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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