It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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