They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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I have fence marks all over my body
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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