So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
If I die, sorry about rent.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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