if i can run in heels then i can drive
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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