If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
