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This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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